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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
I have a magical dancing duck
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Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
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|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...