Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...