Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...