How do frogs die?
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Counting some sheep
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This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
A pool table?
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Gigolo
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Gates and Lightbulb
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Never hear a man say
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