Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...