Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...