I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...