The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...