The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...