A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....