Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...