Family Jewels
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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...