Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...