Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!