Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...