IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...