A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...