How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...