Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...