Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...