Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.