HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!