Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...