Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...