Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...