Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...