Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!