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Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
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Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Marry a blonde
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A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...