Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
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HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
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Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
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Dad will never say
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