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Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
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New Miranda rights
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A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Pickup Lines
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Slogans for Safe Sex!
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