Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.