This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!