I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...