Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...