A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...