How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...