What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...