Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....