Bubba and Monica
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Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...