Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...