A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...