Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...