Theory of the Stork
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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
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Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
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Viagra again.
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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.