Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...