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Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....