drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...