Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...