Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...