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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Skydiving
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The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Lesbian Hit Parade
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The morning after
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He’s Shaky
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