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“…clamp…sponge…scalpel…oops…”
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
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Brain Missing
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An angel wrote…
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The Irish Virus
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Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...