And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...