Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...