Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...